Ad For Incredible Frying Pan

Motivation: People probably need another frying pan already.

Ad: A woman is trying to cook eggs in a regular frying pan and it totally blows. We should watch her try to cook the eggs for like a month or something, using time elapse photography, the sun just burning into a fiery arc outside her window. Eventually she just explodes into dust like she touched the Ten Commandments (in Indiana Jones). Voice over: "Has that ever happened to you?" Cut to a mall full of old people all cheering "YES!" "Well then you need a whole new frying pan!" Old people should cheer "Hooray!" and toss their canes into the air. Show a picture of the frying pan, and scene.

Budget: Shit man, like $40.