Ad for Chocolate Bar

Motivation: Chocolate Bars are delicous, in case you've forgotten.

Ad: Open with card that reads "8,023 AD." Voiceover says "8,023, 6,000 years after the Chocolate Bar was banned by The Institution, a band of rebels still fights, each one willing to die to liberate the taste buds of the Earth. Now, they fight their most important battle of all." It's this crazy distopian future, everything seems to be made out of old grey concrete and twisted metal and then some skulls. And we show like this group of rebels climbing over a hill to destroy The Institution's evil lab base thing. It's a crazy battle, The Insitution has all these robots and shit, and they're just mowing down the rebels and the rebels are screaming things like "We've lost contact with both Crunchy and Chewy platoons, sir!" The leader, who has an eye patch and this huge gun, is like "They will not have died in vain! Come men, we need quick energy!" and then they eat king sized mars bars or something. Anyway, they storm the base and are killing all the doctors and scientists inside and they get to this giant time machine thing and set it for 2007. And this greasy fat guy who's part of the team gets in and the hot rebel chick kisses him, and Dr. Eyepatch says "Tell them, tell the world! Corn syrup is the cure!" And Slobbo teleports away just as the guards break in and kill the remaining rebels. Cut to card: "The End?"

Budget: The script is about 30 minutes long, so whatever Lord of the Rings costs divided by six.